Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Wherever Sports News Takes You

Rumors that Richard Stursberg has been signed as the BC Lions new offensive coordinator turn out to have been unfounded, according to Pointless Digressions sports reporter Bob Slaigh.

Slaigh says "Wally Buono told me that Stursberg has an impressive track record in offence, but Buono could not accept his idea of replacing the present Lions backfield with four hip-hop singers and a rap artist."

One football analyst disagreed, saying "A rapper at quarterback calling signals could have given the team a great boost in ratings."  


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