Keep Fit with Steve!

We thought we might be finished with political news for a day or two, but then we were greeted by another major announcement from the Conservative grande fromage.  Stephen Harper has pledged the country to a new fitness campaign, once he is pronounced Prime Minister Until the Rapture.

This is excellent news, for surely no one is better able to bring Canadians to a new level of fitness than Iron Man Steve. He and John Baird, with their personal trainer, Bev Oda, will be out there burning up the track, pressing those weights, setting new standards for strength and endurance. 

Fellow Canadians, get ready to suit up! As Ace Percival of "Sports College" used to say, "Keep fit! Live clean! Play fair!" and, says Steve, "Get rid of that Coalition flab! Vote Conservative!"