The extreme right wing of the US Republican Party has announced a name change, to further differentiate its policies from those of the Democratic Party. Spokesperson Erwin Stroud said, "From this time on, our candidates will proudly bear the title 'Americans Not All Liberals,' or ANAL."
Stroud continued, "We believe that voters who support such candidates as Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann and Newt Gingrich will embrace ANAL."
And now, today's Travel Tip: When boarding an airplane, make sure you are not seated next to Gerard Depardieu.
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