Officials of Riots 'r' Us have apologized, and say that the next time a riot is planned, they will issue a news release. For continuing information, Chief Chu and other interested parties are directed to civildisobedience.com.
On the international stage, Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad addressed the United Nations assembly today and railed at GQ magazine for again failing to make its Top Ten Best Dressed list.
Further to the news that the police department was not warned of the impending Stanley Cup riots, I have it on good authority that the Balaclava Underground, a subgroup of Riots 'r' Us, has engaged an event planner to ensure this does not happen at the After Grey Cup Tea Party.
ReplyDeleteNo, sorry, that should be the Grey Cup After Party and Melee. I was confusing it the Sarah Palin Grey-Hairs Tea Dance which has the same event planner.
I have heard that cocktail hour will begin right after lunch. Wait, I misspoke that's for Sarah, what I meant was that the molotov cocktail-making hour will be held during half-time.
The Grey Cup After Party and Melee be start at the white building with the Miss Beauty Pageant Crown that has a nice view of False Creek in Vancouver. Sarah's Grey-Hairs Tea Dance will be held in the white building with the 50 American flags and the nice view of Russia, in Alaska.
Proper attire is requested at both events - black hoodies, balaclavas and reuseable shopping bags for looting at the melee; and black tie and fat wallets for the gents, and fascinators for the ladies at the Tea Dance.
If the mail service is as efficient as usual, Chief Chu will probably get his invitation the week after the melee, but will get his twitter invite to Sarah Pallin's shindig moments before it happens. Oh dear, I'd better cut down on the Crown Royal, I think it's the melee that uses twitter and facebook and Sarah who uses the good ole U.S. of A. postal service. I'm going to bed now.