Budget night at the Flahertys

It was a big day in the Flaherty household. Jim was due to deliver the federal budget, the first from a Harper government with a majority in Parliament. This meant that Jim could do pretty much whatever he liked. Or whatever Steve liked.  

But first there was the new shoes ritual. It is traditional for finance ministers to wear new shoes while presenting a budget. Jim received several suggestions, most of which he ignored, including one from Rona Ambrose that he choose a stylish pair of slingback stilettos.

Thomas "The Beard" Mulcair, new leader of the national NDP,  said, "If I take after him, he'd best get running shoes." A public service employees union representative said, "I'm afraid he'll be wearing hobnailed boots."  And Bob Rae, interim leader of the Liberals, said, "Considering the cuts that are coming, I expect penny loafers."

That evening, Flaherty, after calling out, "Hi, honey--I'm home" asked what was on the dinner menu. "Kraft Dinner with peas," said Mrs. M. "Better cancel the peas," said Jim. "We have to tighten our belts."

"Considering the considerable girth of most of your colleagues," said Mrs. M." I would drop that expression. And one more thing--"  

"Yes, m'love?"

"Before you come in here, take off those shoes."