Dutiful sons and daughters shopping for Father's Day cards may be disappointed to find that some Hallmark favorites have been discontinued. Among the verses now gone from the shelves are these:
"Gee, Dad, we can't believe our luck.
You weren't always just a total schmuck."
"Father, you were quite the sport
Always sending child support.
May your Father's Day be great--
And by the way, the cheque is late."
"Dad, you taught us how to play the game
And never to accept the blame.
You said 'Stand up, don't be a quitter'
Then ran off with the baby sitter."
A happy Father's Day to Pop Art, Pop Music and Pop Culture.
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