"The Onion," a Chicago-based publication, has revealed its choice as the "Sexiest Man Alive for the Year 2012." The winner: Korean supreme leader Kim Jung-Un. "This Pyongyang heartthrob," "The Onion" declares, "is every woman's dream come true."
The announcement was reported, straight-faced, by Chinese news media.
"The Onion" was founded in 1988 by two students at the University of Wisconsin. Current stories include "Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech to Audience of Confused Voters in Ohio Safeway," "Man Sneaks Own Balloon into Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade," and "Jessica Simpson Reveals Slimmer Figure After Chopping off Limbs."
Previous selections as the "Sexiest Man Alive" have included Bashar al-Assad, Bernie Madoff, and Charles and David Koch (co-winners).
In Canada, Conservative Party enthusiasts demand to know why Stephen Harper has yet to be named.
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