The third in line to the British throne made his first appearance today, and slept through it with regal calm. He was greeted by the salute of sixty-two soothers.
Prince William has not been seen handing out cigars, but we're sure that will follow. Meanwhile, the Duchess of Cambridge has said, "We won't be needing a nanny. We have Harry."
The features of His Royal Infant Highness have yet to be clearly viewed, but Winston Churchill once correctly remarked, "All babies look like me."
Among the gifts being showered upon the royal arrival: a musical rattle that plays "Rule Britannia," an Aston-Martin stroller, and a year's supply of diapers with, on the bottoms, a photo of the head of the Anti-Monarchy League.
Prince William has said, "We're still working on a name," which means the bookies will be kept busy a while longer. "Rocco," "Vinnie" and "Elvis" are considered long shots.
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