New media lines for Steve from the PMO:
"Wow--did that really happen?"
"They did what?"
"You could have knocked me over with a feather!"
"I'm shocked--shocked!"
"I was actively engaged at the time in (a) saving the oil sands; (b) rooting out Islamic terrorists in the Girl Guides; (c) learning a new Elton John tune."
P.S.: "And boss, we're not using e-mail anymore. We've got a flock of carrier pigeons."
"Can you be sure they won't talk?"
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