St. Valentine's Day is rapidly approaching, and in the United States, presidential hopefuls have been advised to send cards to all eligible ballot holders. Here is a sample of verse for voters:
"Violets are blue, roses are red--
Give your heart to Texas Ted."
"Of lifetime bliss you'll have your fill
If you only pledge your troth to Hill."
"Come, my sweet, don't be a grump--
Show you love me. Donald Trump."
"Love and life are such a journey--
Go hand-in-hand with Good Old Bernie."
And finally, this from one Manny Goodman, urging voters to ignore all the declared candidates, and, instead, use the ballot to write in another name:
"Folks, please listen, we're in peril.
The one to save us is Will Ferrell!"
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