A startling revelation! Our crack investigative team has discovered that the candidates for the US presidency are not real people at all--they are cartoon characters imagined by Al Capp, Ham Fisher and Chester Gould.
Somehow Messrs. Trump, Cruz and Rubio and Ms. Clinton have escaped from the drawing boards and ink pots of their creators and are being taken for actual people.
If this is going to continue, we're hoping that Smilin' Jack and Blondie Bumstead soon declare their candidacy.
One more note: Have you ever seen anyone named Mitch McConnell who looks less like a Mitch McConnell? Please rename as Homer Scrubs.
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