Today's headlines:
* President Barack Obama, noting Donald Trump's popularity, said, "This guy is obviously so good, I am retiring now and giving him the key to the Oval Office."
* Preparing for North Korea's Workers Congress, the first in 36 years, Kim Jong-Un, seeing the need for a dramatic and historic change, has had Justin Trudeau's hairstylist kidnapped.
* Vancouver Canucks Coach Willie Desjardins announced a hot new prospect: "We've signed Steve Harper," said Desjardins. "He'll be our enforcer." Among his new teammates, the former prime minister is known as "Slash."
* Reacting to a television commercial showing a nude photograph of his wife, Donald Trump posted a nude photograph of Ted Cruz. "And I gotta tell you," said Trump, "it ain't pretty."
* Responding to NDP leader John Horgan's reference to LNG as "Look, no gas," BC Premier Christy Clark chuckled merrily, and said, "I love John's sense of humor."
* Hillary Clinton has announced she is retiring from politics and entering a nunnery. "And," she said, "Bill may join me."
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