A small touch of irony: The Clintons were guests at the Trumps' wedding. Which, as David Brooks observed, "says a lot about all four of them."
Bill: "What'd we give them, anyway?"
Hillary: "Some old vase we brought back from the White House. Do you think we can get it back?"
Bill: "Doubt it. They probably sold it on E-Bay."
In other news, McDonald's has denied a rumor that the restaurant chain is planning to include tiny Donald Trump statues in their Kiddies Fun-Pak.
And finally, in response to demands for the medical records of both US Presidential candidates, it has been announced that the parties will release full reports. Hillary Clinton is using Simone Biles's records. And Donald Trump? Ryan Lochte.
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David Brooks often gets things right!
ReplyDeleteHowever Fareed Zakaria may have hit on exactly the right turn of phrase when he characterized Donald Trump as a "BS artist."
Hillary would run a big risk if she used Simone Biles's health record. What if an audience demanded one of those double-flip, half-gainer twelve-feet-in-the-air tumbling routines?
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