There is continuing speculation that, post-election, Donald J. Trump, whether President Trump or merely Citizen Trump (and where is Orson Welles when we need him?) may create his own television channel.
Our resident seer and TV critic has imagined the program lineup for DJTV, and here are some of the highlights:
"Locker Room Talk"-- Raunchy remarks and bawdy badinage, sponsored by Tic-Tacs.
"The Donald Trump Diet Plan & Personal Manliness" -- Become gorgeous enough to be Miss Universe, tough enough to take on Joe Biden.
"Hair Styling with Mr. Donald" --You thought Warren Beatty was hot in "Shampoo"? Just wait!
"Grope for the Top" -- Contestants battle to see who is attractive enough for the boss to grope.
"Where Are They Now?" -- Follow Newt Gingrich and Rudy Giuliani down memory lane.
"Getting Even" -- Successful Suits & Libel Litigation, or: "Taking On the Scum."
Sign up now, for Truly Towering Television entertainment! It is going to be so great!
No comments:
Post a Comment