"And the winner for best picture is--(rip)--'Your account is now seriously overdue...' Uh, I think this may be the wrong envelope. Unless the winner for best picture is American Express."
Was that the best Oscar ceremonies production ever? With the best opening, thanks to Justin Timberlake, despite his frightening haircut? Even though some of the audience needed Duke Ellington there to give them hand-clapping lessons?
And was Jimmy Kimmel the best host since Bob Hope? And will those people from the tour bus get their own TV series? Or were we just carried away by our bowl of hash popcorn? (Only kidding, officer.)
Even the Rolex commercial deserved an award. Give everybody an Oscar. And a Rolex.
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