Jared and the Pa-in-Law

Jared: "Honey, I'm home!"

Ivanka: "Oh, darling--you were wonderful today! Daddy was so pleased!"

Jared: "I'd like to thank him. Where is President Daddy?"

Ivanka: "He's upstairs, watching 'The Simpsons'."

Jared: "The Simpsons"?

Ivanka: "He's hoping he'll get a guest shot, as a voice over!"