US Vice President Mike Pence, speaking in Georgia, noted the arrival in that state of Will Ferrell and Oprah Winfrey, there to campaign for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams. Unfazed by this star power, Pence told the audience, "I'm kind of a big deal, too." Several members of the audience had to be treated for uncontrolled hysterical laughing.
In other political news, Donald Trump, after ordering 15,000 troops to the southern border to prevent an "invasion," and telling them to use rifles on rock throwers, declared, "I am not anti-immigrant." His nose immediately grew two inches. His stubby fingers, however, remained the same.
Finally, mayors of the Greater Vancouver region and TransLink officials have agreed to extend the "Sorry, Not in Service" line from Surrey to Powell River. A spokesman said, "We see this as a way to reduce transit congestion."
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