Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Sending Trump Back

US President Donald Trump has called for a quartet of Congresswomen to "go back to where they came from." This has caused a number of persons to demand that Trump go back to where he came from--which, in his case, is the borough of Queens.

Residents of Queens, however vigorously oppose the idea. "We thought we'd gotten him out of here," said Eustace Harley, a Queens dry cleaner. Violet Bloom, a Queens housewife, said, "Without Trump, this is a better place."

The President is not unwelcome everywhere. If things don't go his way in the 2020 election, "We would be pleased to welcome him," said Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte.

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