The Sp Show Hits Hamilton

News of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's scheduled appearance in Hamilton tonight was hailed as good news by members of the United States Tea Party.  "It's reassuring," said a spokesperson, "to know there are wackos up north as well." 

Organizers of the event said that persons disappointed by the non-appearance of Ann Coulter qualify for a discount on a picket reading "America's Failin', Give Us Palin!"  It is reported that Rex Murphy, who recently praised Palin in his National Post column while denigrating President Obama's response to her criticisms, is looking for a mud puddle over which he can throw his cloak for her to walk upon. 

Ms. Palin is said to be looking forward to her Hamilton  visit.  "I couldn't see Hamilton from my front porch, the way I could see Russia, but I knew it was out there somewhere."

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