3-Day Novel Survivor

We are pleased to report that Bob Slaigh completed his 3-Day Novel challenge as the clock ticked on toward midnight.  Bob, tell us how you're feeling.

"Well, a little rocky, to be honest.  I tripped over a dangling participle and split an infinitive."

Sounds painful, Bob.

"Yes, but not as serious as last year's competition, when I ran into a misplaced modifier and ended up with fractured syntax."

Does this mean you'll be out of action for some time, Bob?

"Not at all.  I'm already in training for the Honshu Haiku Tournament."

Good luck, Bob.  Or, as they say in literary circles, break a verb.