"That's right, folks, I'm broadcasting from the Pacific National Exhibition. The 3-Day Novel rules allow you to write anywhere, so I am writing my novel on the roller-coaster."
"Bob, we understand that before you boarded the roller-coaster, you appeared as a special guest with the Dal Richards Band."
"That's true. I sang 'If They Asked Me, I Could Write a Book'."
"Most appropriate. How did it go over, Bob?"
"Pretty well, I think. Dal said he could honestly say he had never heard anything like it."
"Bob, can you tell us what your 3-Day Novel is about?"
"I won't give away the whole plot, but I can say it involves exploding deep-fried butter balls."
"Must have required a lot of research."
"It did. I consumed about a dozen butter balls, followed by some deep-fried Oreo cookies and a few deep-fried Mars bars. Trying to eat healthy and include all the major food groups."
"Well, good luck, Bob. We're all pulling for you back here."
"Thanks, I..oops! going into a plunge here! Wooo--maybe I had too many of those deep-fried butter balls. Hey, down there? Sorry about that. Good thing you were wearing that big hat, ha ha! This is Bob Slaigh signing--oops! Really sorry, guys. Ooops!"
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