Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Benefits of Being a Republican Delegate

It has come to our attention that Tampa, Florida, where the Republican National Convention is unraveling this week, is the strip club capital of the United States. There are more than fifty clubs in Tampa boasting a no-dress code.

Are the delegates taking advantage of this unusual perk? Some indeed are. Stormy, an aptly named dancer at one of the clubs, reports that "they tip well."

As far as we know, no official convention events are scheduled to take place in the clubs. Even so, the Pointless Digressions crew will be watching the week with interest--all of us wearing our Obama tee-shirts.

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