Missing Memoranda

From: Republican National Committee

To: Campaign Workers

As you know, Presidential nominee Mitt Romney has named his Vice-Presidential running mate: Representative Paul Ryan. Following that announcement, a brainstorming session led to the development of the following campaign slogan, which you are urged to employ at every opportunity:

"Rally 'Round Romney and Ryan, Real Rabid Right-wing Republicans!"


From: Broadcast Chief, CBC

To: Music Programmers

While there is a significant amount of rap music being played on Radio 2, very little is Canadian. You are directed to program more Canadian rap, or, as our hip friends call it,  "C.Rap." Yes, we need more C.Rap music on our network.


From: Office of the British Columbia Premier

To: All Canadian Provincial Premiers

You are cordially invited to the next Premiers Conference, to be held in Victoria. However, in light of recent criticism of high spending in government circles, this year's formal dinner will be held in Beacon Hill Park. BYOB. And a bag lunch.