I'll Get Around to It. Sometime.

Here it is December, and I haven't finished with October. October 1989.

As many know, I have raised procrastination to an art form. I have pink telephone message slips going back to 1972. Here's one that says "Please call at once! Urgent!" And I intend to do that, sometime.

There are many deep psychological reasons for chronic procrastination, and I will go into those. Another day.

It's said that Marilyn Monroe was invariably late for rehearsals. One day, a wise director said to her, "Marilyn, if you can't be on time, be early."

And from then on, she always was.