Toronto Mayor Rob Ford today said, "Okay, so maybe I did smoke crack cocaine. Who knows what they stick in your mouth when you're blitzed? But I did not lie to youse media guys. Like they say on Jeopardy, you did not phrase your questions correctly."
Loyal Torontonians were grateful and relieved, although one still had concerns, saying, "The Mayor did not apologize for the necktie he was wearing, which was a far graver offence."
All of this publicity appears to be a plus for the Jenny Craig diet company, which is working on a dating show teaming Mayor Ford with Kirstie Alley.
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