GARMISCH-PARTENKIRCHEN: "This is Waldo Lydecker, reporting from the G7 conference in the Bavarian Alps.
"The weekend with Angela and the Guys began with a traditional Bavarian welcome--lots of oompah, lots of beer. US President Barack Obama slipped off his jacket and clinked glasses of lager with friendly folks in liederhosen and dirndles. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper was believed to have been seen consuming a boysenberry smoothie.
"Once again, Russian President Vladimir Putin was not invited. The group sent him a stern message, saying "Vlad, you're bad." Putin consoled himself, we're told, by playing his balalaika and pumping iron.
"Good news on climate change: The G7 group has vowed to eliminate greenhouse gas emissions by the end of the 21st century. This is excellent news for those planning to be born in the next twenty years.
"And, said Mr. Harper, 'There's more good news! At the end of the century, I will still be prime minister!'
"It's reported the PMO has been screening 'Psycho.'
"Waldo Lydecker in Garmisch-Partenkirchen returning you to the studio and going out for schnapps und sauerbraten."
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