Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, one of the ever-growing troop hoping to secure the Republican Party nomination for US President, has addressed one key problem: Senator Graham is not married; therefore, who would assume the important ceremonial duties of the First Lady?
Senator Graham's answer: he would have a "rotating First Lady."
And is there a list of possible First Ladies? There is indeed--one for every occasion and every day of the week.
Monday: Lady GaGa
Tuesday: Sarah Silverman
Wednesday: Queen Latifa
Thursday: Tina Fey
Friday: Paula Deen ("We know she has said some unfortunate things," said a spokesman for Senator Graham, "but we do love that southern cookin'.")
And the weekend? Caitlin Jenner.
We're not sure how we feel about Senator Graham as leader of the free world, but we do like his First Ladies.
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