The proprietors of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have drawn strong criticism for providing frozen treats to a crowd attending a rally for Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. (Senator Sanders is one of the handful of contenders for the Democratic Party's nomination for US President, compared to the cast of thousands hoping for the Republican nod.)
Here's the sort of attack the ice cream makers have been facing, rendered in verse by Republican poet laureate Milton Entwistle:
On this issue, we make no bones--
Don't give Bernie ice cream cones!
If this continues, we'll have cause
To move our trade to Haagen Dazs.
Anyone for a Tequila Trumpsicle?
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