Despite or because of inflammatory remarks about Mexican immigrants, Donald Trump is neck and neck (or hair-do and hair-do) with Jeb Bush in polls tracking Republicans scrambling for the party's nomination for US president.
Most of the other Republican candidates have distanced themselves from Trump's comments, or even criticized them, but not Ted Cruz. Senator Cruz, the only person born in Canada ever to have a run at the White House (he is now a born again Texan) has supported Mr. Trump. This has led some to imagine a dream team going into the 2016 election--Trump and Cruz!
With this in mind, supporters have already prepared a campaign song. Pointless Digressions is proud to present its first public airing:
Hey America, lose your blues--
Cast your vote for Trump and Cruz!
We can get out of this slump
With the team of Cruz and Trump!
Pull together and move on
With the mighty Ted and Don!
In other interstellar news, NASA has successfully produced up close and personal images of Pluto. Next on the space agency's list: Goofy.
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