Ted Turkey: "Great plan, Tim. 'Let's skip over to the States before Thanksgiving,' you said. So we get out of Canada, and where are we now? In Mario Batali's kitchen, on the day of the US Thanksgiving."
Tim Turkey: "Let's not go crazy, Ted. This guy is Italian, probably serves lasagna at Thanksgiving."
Ted Turkey: "Yeah, well anyone comes near me with a roasting pan, and he'll end up in the stuffing."
Tim Turkey: "I think we're okay, Ted. They're into their fifth cask of Chianti."
Ted Turkey: "Good. Let's get out of here and move somewhere safe before Christmas."
Tim Turkey: "Any ideas?"
Ted Turkey: "Yeah. Let''s try Turkeyaktuk."
Tim Turkey: "I think that's Tuktoyaktuk, Ted."
Ted Turkey: "Close enough."
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