The PC Holiday Playlist

Scene: the office of PC Records. Slogan: "We're Politically Correct, So Who Can Object?" Present are the company's A&R man and marketing director.

"That's just about it for the holiday music, Al. We've re-recorded 'The Holiday Song' and 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Holiday'."

"How about that Charlie Brown number, Frank? Have we done that?"

"I'm working on it, Al. New title: 'Holiday Time is Here'."

"Can we get the same kid singers?"

"We could, but they're all seventy years old now."

"And then there's the big one."

"That's right, Al. It's now 'I'm Dreaming of a White Holiday'."

"Uh--Frank?"

"Yes, Al?"

"Can we drop the 'white'?"