As teachers and students streamed into classrooms this sunny September, full of promise and optimism and good cheer, we had a sudden, chilling thought: what if afterlife meant a return to school? Especially for those who dropped out early?
Consider a purgatory where you are trapped in Mr. Nelson's math class and cannot be freed until you pass Grade 10 algebra. This would mean spending eternity trying to figure out 3x + 2y = P.
And then, maybe if you finally, after couple of millennia got it right ("Are you sure you weren't looking at someone else's paper?") being required to interpret the final equation: E = mc2.
That does it. We're staying here.
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