First, Premier (still) Campbell: "I am not a bully. I am a kind, sensitive, caring person, fond of children, dumb animals and cabinet ministers. What's more, I am much slimmer than television cameras make me appear."
Next, NDP leader (still) James: "I am pleased to say that I have the overwhelming support of our caucus members. Besides that, I am hotter than Jenny Kwan. Note to caucus loyalists: consider those yellow scarves your Christmas gift."
Is there an opening now for a new party in British Columbia? "Indeed,"said one veteran political analyst. "I'm predicting enormous gains for the Tupperware Party."
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