The senior writer for the syndicated blog "Pointless Digressions" has been located in the parking lot of a convenience store in Pismo Beach, California.
An executive of the internationally famous online feature said the writer had not been seen since leaving the Pointless Digressions holiday party. "He said he was in search of inspiration," the executive said. "He left the room wearing his party hat and carrying the punch bowl. That was the last we saw of him."
Police in Pismo Beach said the PD writer "was apprehended telling shaggy dog stories and doing a very bad impersonation of Dean Martin."
The Pointless Digressions team said their leader is ready to return to work, after an intense period of rehabilitation watching old Three Stooges shorts. His first assignment will be a recap of the year's major stories.
"I'm up for it," he said. "Just remind me what year it was--1975 or '76?"
Thank goodness, he's back!
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