Father's Day cards for Special Situations

Hallmark Cards is proud to announce a new series of Father's Day greetings for what it terms "special situations." A sampling follows: 

"We'd love to give you a warm hug

If they'd let us see you in the jug. 

Daddy-o, we love you so, Number 217350.

Happy Father's Day! No bars to our affection!"

"We love you, Papa, we're not bitter

Though you ran off with our baby sitter.

Happy Father's Day, wherever you are.

P.S.: All she ever did was read comic books,

entertain her boy friend and steal your Scotch. 

For this you paid six bucks an hour?"

"To you, dear parent, our love is tendered.

You're still our Pop though now transgendered.

Happy--uh--Father's Day. Or whatever."