Tie Match at Rogers Arena

Our Sports and Society Correspondent reports that a wedding will be performed this evening between the 1st and 2nd periods of the second Vancouver Canucks-Boston Bruins Stanley Cup series.

It is said that the officiant at the ceremony will wear a referee's uniform. 

We have it on good authority that the Sedin twins will sing a medley of Abba songs, and to complete the ceremony, Alex Burrows will skate out and bite the bride and groom's ring fingers. 

The referee will then declare the happy couple "man and wife, so help me, Gary Bettman."