Searching for Muammar

The search for deposed Libyan strongman Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi has been complicated by the numerous spellings of his name. He is known as Gaddafi, Qadhafi, Khadafy, Gathafi, and several other surnames. 

NATO Commander Sir Oswald Blinken-Trout said, "How do we know what name he will sign when he checks in to a hotel?" Foreign affairs analyst Wilfred Bruggenhoff speculates "Gaddafi may actually be seven different people." 

Meanwhile, there are unconfirmed reports that Gaddafi/Qadhafi has been seen at a Tim Horton's, dipping doughnuts with Jimmy Hoffa.