Le Debate, en Français

The Fabulous Five took the stage in Montreal ce soir to debate election issues en Francais.

The rousing finale came as Messieurs Harper, Mulcair, Trudeau et Duceppe, avec Mlle. May, joined together in a medley of the songs of Edith Piaf.

Clearly the emotional highlight of the evening was M. Harper's rendition of "Je ne regrette rien."

Polls taken following the debate show that Quebec voters favor Gilbert Becaud.

(Apologies to Ms. Irwin, our high school French teacher.)