Medal Contender Wines

You may have heard, at your neighborhood Nerve Tonic outlet, that a number of wines have been produced especially for the 2010 Winter Olympics.  Here are some sampled by our resident sommelier, Biathlon Bob:  

De Luge:  Recommended for those wishing to go downhill in a hurry.  (Attempts to acquire rights to "I could drink a case of Luge and still be on my feet" unfortunately have failed.)  

'Sno-border:  Bouquet of hockey equipment bag, hints of ski wax and Zamboni fumes, finish of muscle liniment. 

Bob-slay:  Party beverage of choice for team drinkers. 

Skeleton:  Named for the Olympic event that requires athletes to lie prone, nose down, on toboggans.  This wine is an ideal preparation  for this position. 

Watch for these medal contender wines at a store near you.  All personally recommended by Gold Medal vintner Jacques Corque (now in rehab).