There are now so many unemployed football coaches on the loose, with perhaps more to follow, we think the Canadian Football League has to take steps to relocate them.
Obviously, TSN--The Sports Network--can't fit many more on their panel. They already have Paul LaPolice ("Lappo"), formerly with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, and Matt Dunigan ("Matty"), best remembered as a player, but also briefly a coach (Calgary Stampeders, 2004), and recently have added Mike Benevides ("Benny"), ex-BC Lions coach.
Our solution: The CFL should purchase a small island in the Gulf of Georgia and sequester ex-coaches there. It might also accommodate ex-hockey coaches, although the NHL has so large a number, they might require an island of their own (Keenan's Paradise).
We can see it now--Coaches Island--where the inhabitants sit around in the evening watching old game films (but only films of the games they won).
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