Many of us had thought we might see a federal cabinet with Rob and Doug in key positions, but instead, a new team has been appointed, and we are pleased to announce that we have been made Minister of Political Incorrectness.
This position includes maintenance of Unfortunate Faux Pas, Embarrassing Public Utterances, Social Media Improprieties, and Damaging Gaffes. Already approved by the Ministry are the following:
"Stephen Harper--just not ready to be in opposition."
"Justin Trudeau greeted supporters this morning at a Montreal subway station. Stephen Harper and Tom Mulcair greeted lineups at an Employment Canada office."
"U-Haul vans ordered for 24 Sussex Drive and Stornaway."
"Wait a minute--didn't people read our editorial?" -- Paul Godfrey.
"Laureen, take off that niqab! That's not funny!"
We are pleased also to control the Department of Schadenfreude, devoted to laughing meanly at our opponents' misfortune.
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