More Bad News for Bri.

Former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney suffered another blow today when it was announced that he had lost the title of The Chin That Walks.  

"It is true that Mr. Mulroney has often stuck his chin out," said Chester Winterbottom of the International Jaws Society, "but we felt the title should be passed on to Jay Leno."  Mr. Leno also receives a lifetime supply of jawbreakers.

A spokesman for Mr. Mulroney said the onetime Conservative PM "is heartsick.  He could handle the Oliphant report, but this was deeply wounding."

"However," the spokesman continued, "Mr, Mulroney would like to point out that Mr. Leno never got to sing 'When Irish Eyes are Smiling' with Ronald Reagan." 

"Or to call him Ronnie," Mr. Mulroney whispered. 

"Or to call him Ronnie."