Sunday, April 15, 2012

Cracked, but not yet Breaking, News

** Cartagena, Colombia:  Eleven US Secret Service agents and five servicemen were sent home today for what has been termed "unprofessional conduct." Prime Minister Stephen Harper has issued a statement saying, "I wasn't with those guys. Believe me, I wasn't."

** Pyongyang, North Korea: Government officials shrugged off what has been called a "$1 billion humiliation" following the failure of their much touted rocket launch. A spokesman for Kim Jong Un said, "Remember, we still have the exploding spring roll."  

** Los Angeles, CA: Vancouver Canucks arriving for a pivotal game three against the Los Angeles Kings said they were confident their team would triumph. It was noted, however, that a number of the players were carrying their golf clubs.

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