Professional Gift Certificates

Gift certificates are always appreciated, especially those to Wines-R-Us, but some fear they may be considered--well--lacking in imagination.

If you are one of these, take heart!  This Christmas, we are proud to introduce the Professional Gift Certificate Collection!

Think what joy you would bring to those near and dear to you with one of these:

* The Orthodontist's Christmas Smile:  A gift certificate for one root canal.

* Strictly Legal:  A gift certificate good for one law suit.

* Accountant Angels:  Professional help for your Canada Revenue tax audit.

* Lovely Liposuction:  'Tis better to lose than to gain.

* Degree Delight:  Good for one honorary doctoral degree, university of your choice.

Our family has embraced this new concept in gift-giving.  In fact, my wife has already revealed her gift certificate for me:  ten hours of basic instruction at the Arthur Murray Dance Studio.