Clint Eastwood may have written finis to the Western with "Unforgiven" (although "finis" seems not the right word--maybe ka-pow!) and we miss the movies, not only the classics, like "Stagecoach" and "Escape from Fort Bravo" and "Shane" (Shane! Come back, Shane! Pa needs you! And Ma likes you! I know she does! Shayyyyun!) but also those we used to watch on Saturday afternoons--Gene Autry, the Durango Kid, the Three Mesquiteers, Lash LaRue, Hoot Gibson and Ken Maynard.
The story is of a bone-weary rodeo veteran who becomes the mentor of a brash wannabe. In the centre is the young rider's wife, looking puzzled/concerned/conflicted. In the 1952 film, Robert Mitchum played the old bronc-buster, Arthur Kennedy was the ambitious newcomer, and Susan Hayward played the wife. Arthur Hunnicutt turned up as a rodeo clown, the guy who runs out and distracts a vexed mustang or Brahma bull before things get ugly.
Mitchum, leathery and laconic, was terrific; so were Hayward and Hunnicutt. But Kennedy, while always an intelligent actor (his best role was Tom in "The Glass Menagerie") seemed not quite right for his part. For a start, he was three years older than Mitchum.
So in our re-make, we have Brad Pitt as the rodeo veteran; Amy Adams as the wife; and, as the kid--Johnny Depp! Tell me this wouldn't be a box office smash! Oh, and the clown? Bill Murray. Or maybe Jay Leno. Or Michael Richards, he may be looking for work.
Coming out of the gate, we've got a movie that'll buck "Avatar" clear out of the saddle! For, in Mitchum's memorable words from the '52 "Lusty Men":
"There was never a horse
That couldn't be rode,
And never a cowboy
That couldn't be throwed."
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