Frightening Prospect for Voters

Reports that the Massachusetts election to the US Senate of Scott Brown may have been stimulated by Brown's nude photograph in Cosmopolitan have brought new fears to the electorate. 

"If, in fact, this is the case," said Marley Rosenkrantz of Voters for Decency, "it raises the frightening prospect of other candidates stripping for the media.  We find this most disturbing.

We have learned to tolerate naked ambition and bare-faced lies, but unclothed politicians are unacceptable."

In Ottawa, meanwhile, officials rushed to destroy risque photographs of longtime Prime Minister Mackenzie King.