Vote for Nude!

The Scott Brown phenomenon continues to swell, despite the carping of some Democrats who say the Massachusetts voters "made a bum decision."

Other politicians, however, see this as an opportunity, and have been quick to take advantage of it.  It has been reported that former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, in a move interpreted as a step toward running for the Republican nomination in 2012, is applying to have his name legally changed to Nude Gingrich. 

Nothing has been heard on this matter from the Sarah Palin camp, but one observer said "I think it's unlikely we'll see Mrs. Palin peelin'."

Meanwhile, Mrs. Violet Brewster-Hinckley of Women for Dominance applauded the move toward a strong masculine presence in the political arena.  "We need men," she said, "who in the face of daunting challenges will remain erect."