Renude Hope for Republicans

The election to the US Senate of Scott Brown, onetime Cosmopolitan centrefold, has led to renude hope for right-wing Republicans, who declare they are now "stripped down for action" and prepared for "a full-frontal assault on Washington."

Marvin Fassbender, a spokesman for the GOP, outlined what he called "the Party's nude strategy. From henceforth," he said, "we will solicit candidates from the studly ranks of the Chippendales." The Party has begun testing its new campaign slogan:  "Economy Sunk?  Vote for a Hunk!"

Here at Pointless Digressions, never slow to leap aboard a fast-moving train, we have organized a contest.  We ask for your entries on these questions:

1.  Which Canadian politician would you most like to see naked?

2.  Which Canadian politician would you pay money not to see naked?

The entry judged most thoughtful and illuminating by the Pointless Panel will  be awarded tickets to one of the most eagerly anticipated artistic events of the 2010 Olympiad:  the performance by a cast of elite cabinet ministers of The Full Monty.