Events in which our Canadian competitors are expected to excel: Mindless Bloviating, Evasive Maneuvering, Faux Sincerity, Devious Behavior and Blatant Self-Enrichment.
And there will be more opportunities to cheer on our politicos, in Malicious Attacks, Pompous Posturing, Craven Apologies, and finally, the key event in this year's Politicolympics: Snap Proroguing.
Yes! Our team has shown over and over again that it knows how to go for the gold!
And then too there are the parallel-parallel games, the "Special Politicolympics," featuring such often unappreciated counter-governmental events as: Whistle Blowing, Carping Criticism, Instant Profundity (Rex Murphy is the odds-on favorite), Memo Leaking and that always glamorous but ever disappointing event, Coalition Building.
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