Linked In to the Spirit World

Now! A new social network that takes you right out of this world! Introducing SpiritLink--the supernatural network that lets you connect with persons no longer on this planet! 

Yes! Have you dreamed of schmoozing with Albert Einstein? Trading gags with Henny Youngman? Flirting with Cleopatra! Now you can! 

Sign up now, to be SpiritLinked with the Spirit World! Frank Dimwoody of Fallen Arches, Manitoba, says "I signed up with SpiritLink and now my friends include William Shakespeare, Greta Garbo, Alexander the Great, and 1,500 others departed this world! I'm now trying to reach John D. Rockefeller to see if he can send me some money." 

SpiritLink--your connection to the Great Beyond!